Cartoon Buddy Club.. Silly Spoof Advetisments
 
  SPOOF SPONSORS MESSAGE
Is One Troubled by Ye Old Pox, Plague? Bad spelling or Grammar!
BODGE AND GROVEL LTD
Purveyors Of The Finest Succulent Leeches To Royalty Since 1200
Simply Take One A Day After Meals
(Sold In Packs Of Five For The Cost Of Four Grouts Only).
As Advertised By Town Criers Throughout The Realm.
To Order Simply Attach Your Message To An Arrow
And Fire At The Third Tree On The Left Past Ye Old Hovel.
Please Do Avoid Bob The Blacksmith Whom We Have Had To Supply With
BODGE AND GROVEL FINEST SMOOTH BUTTOCK BALSAM
Since The Last Badly Aimed Order.
REMEMBER. LEECHES. THEY WORK A TREAT. ON SMELLY FEET.
 
WARNING THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT
SMOKING LEECHES CAN CAUSE FATAL DISEASES.
Leeches do not these days attract women.Although are probably more effective than really cheap aftershave lotions. BOB THE BLACKSMITH
I do not Smoke.
It is a most beastly and unhealthy affair,
giving one bad breath.		 But Unfortunately for Bob The Blacksmith. He Does.
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