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Not exactly the best form of communication, but the first mail post service Coach was state of the art in 1784, when Post-master John Palmer brought in the first of it's kind mail coach, to travel between the City of Bristol and London.

The first song of the silly song book is dedicated to the mail system, which is rapidly becoming second best to electronic mail.

master of the four keys of time book o j barnes

Master of the four keys of time a novel by O J Barnes

Cow Pat Kicking.. Country and Western

YE... E @ MAIL

I have... Seen the blazing sunshine

I have... Felt The pouring rain

I have... Heard the booming thunder roll across the endless plains.

I have... Saw the mighty lightening

I have... Struggled through the tallest trees

I have... Forded streams and rivers swirling cold around the knees.

I have... Sailed across the widest oceans

I have... Braved the raging storms

I have... Climbed the highest mountains crossed many arid deserts long.

I have... Done all this to bring a message

I have... Carried for so long

I have... Through all this long journey darn well forgotten what it was.

Well next time you send a message

To someone around the world.

Let your fingers do hard Walking and

Leave the talking to the YE... E @ electronic mail.

(In memory of the first postal service and The Poney Express)

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- Songs From The School Yard -

(To be sung in the style of Wet Wet Wet)

I feel it in my fingers

I feel it up my nose

I pick it and I flick it

to see how far it goes.

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MOTHER NATURES REVENGE

(To be performed as a Noel Coward type voice.)

Earth is truly wonderful

It's fully atmospherical

the third plant revolving around a single sun

23.945 hrs a day

along with you all and I

We treat it as a dumping pit

fill the Earth's oceans with irradiated tripe.

Pump ozone depleting gasses into blue skies,

Mother nature really doesn't like it at all, oh my, oh my, oh my

But when Mother Natures had enough and ready to blow

she gives us all a sign.

For Bang Bang Mother Natures hurricane's

will fall down upon our heads.

For Bang Bang Mother Natures flood's will be rising

If she's upset, don't by a house, but a boat instead.

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