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YE.. E @ MAIL

I have... Seen the blazing sunshine
I have... Felt The pouring rain
I have... Heard the booming thunder
  roll across the endless plains.

  I have... Saw the mighty lightening
I have... Struggled through the tallest trees
I have... Forded streams and rivers
  swirling cold around the knees.

  I have... Sailed across the widest oceans
I have... Braved the raging storms
I have... Climbed the highest mountains
  crossed many arid deserts long.

  I have... Done all this to bring a message
I have... Carried for so long
  I have... Through all this long journey
  Darn well forgotten what it was...

  Well next time you send a message
To someone around the world.
Let your fingers do hard Walking and
Leave the talking to the
YE.. E @ electronic mail...

In memory of the first postal service
and The Poney Express.

- Songs From The School Yard -
(To be sung in the style of Wet Wet Wet)

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it up my nose
I pick it and I flick it
to see how far it goes.

Not exactly the best form of communication,
but the first mail post service Coach was state of the art
in 1784, when Post-master John Palmer
brought in the first of it's kind mail coach,
to travel between the City of Bristol and London.

Earth is truly wonderful
It's fully atmo-spherical
the third plant revolving around a single sun
  23.945hrs a day
along with you all and I

  We treat it as a dumping pit
fill the Earths oceans with irradiated tripe.
Pump ozone depleting gasses into blue skies,
Mother nature really doesn't like it at all, oh my, oh my, oh my

But when Mother Natures had enough and ready to blow
she gives us all a sign.

For Bang Bang Mother Natures hurricane's
will fall down upon our heads.
For Bang Bang Mother Natures flood's will be rising
If she's upset, don't by a house, but a boat instead.