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Hello Buddy... Since the dawn of Time, we Penguin People have always found your human humour, a most funny thing. We have noted through the long centuries, that what will actually make an individual human smile, or find something amusing, is not always solely dictated by any single culture, that the human might live within.
For example. A joke, or humour, told or watched by a single family group, might have some of the group crying with laughter, whilst others, within the same room, might not find anything remotely amusing at all.
Some of this human humour, will travel the entire globe and be found amusing by many. Some of this humour, will be restricted only to an audience, of a particular area. Sometimes, the jokes themselves, will be altered slightly, to suit the particular area in which they are told. However, or wherever it is portrayed, humour will remain a most personal, human thing.
It is interesting, that all this amusing humour, will also change with time itself. Whilst something like a comedy TV show or joke, may be found to be amusing by many today, they could also have a very short lived time frame, when the audience of the next generation, will have changed their perspective, of what they, individually, find funny.
Of course, some of this humour does manage to cross the Time boundary and stands as amusing today, as when it was first told or produced. This sort of humour, usually, is of the reflection of every day society kind, which portrays common situations and thoughts, within which, humans find themselves and through which, they can relate to in everyday life.
Thank you for visiting my note page. I have noted some examples of past humour on this page and will add to it, as time progresses.
Smiles and best wishes on your surfing, Divinia Lips.
Human Jokes
Q? What did actor John Wayne (1907-1979)
have in common with school toilet paper?.
A? He was rough tough and took crap from no-one.
Two cannibals sat down to lunch.
"I really do not like your husband!" said one.
"Well" said the other. "Only eat the chips!"
Q? How can you tell the age of your parents?.
A? Count the rings under their eyes.
There was a Russian, an American and a blonde. They were arguing over who was the best. The Russian says...
"Well we are obviously the best, because we were the first into space".
The American says...
"No were the best, because we were the first to land on the moon".
Then the blonde buts in and says...
"Look, we are the best because we are going to go to the sun".
"You can't do that, you'll burn!" replied the Russian.
"Don't be silly" said the blonde. "We are going to go at night time!"
Women do not make fools of men,
as most of them are of the do it yourself variety.
If there is a crack of dawn why does it not wake you up?
Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins and Edwin Aldrin were the Astronauts of the Apollo II mission. On the sixteenth of July 1969 the rocket launched from Florida and on 20 July Neil (First) and Edwin were the first men to land and set foot on the moon.
They decided not to celebrate with a party, as there was no atmosphere.
The Patient.
"Doctor I have taken the pills you gave me to grow taller. But all that is happening, is that I continue to shrink with age. What can I do?
The Doctor.
"Well if the pills do not work, you will just have to remain a little patient".
Nasa, have discovered something
that can do the work of twelve men. A woman
Remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.
The Patient pressed his forehead.
“Doctor, I have a pain here!”
The Patient pressed his left shoulder.
“I have a pain here!”
The Patient pressed his right shoulder.
“I have a pain here!”
The Patient pressed his left Knee.
“I have a pain here!”
The Patient pressed his right knee.
“I have a pain here!”
The doctor looked at the patient and replied.
“Your condition is obvious!... You have a broken finger!”
Q? What do you call six Barbie dolls in a line during summer?
A? A Bar-be-Que
A Lady walked past the shack and noticed a little old man
in a rocking chair on his porch.
"Hello Sir! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look" she said.
"What is your secret for a long and happy life?".
"Well my dear" he replied. "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day.
I also do a gramme of charlie a day, smoke at least one
spliff a night and drink a case of whisky a week.
I eat junk food all the time, never, never exercise and
take some strange pills on the weekend".
"That's really amazing?" said the lady, quite horrified.
"How old are you?"
"22" replied the little old man.
Be nice to your kids. They will be choosing your nursing home one day.
Q? After the Fraternity initiation ceremony the student had a lettuce lodged firmly in his backside with only the top visible, try as he might it could not be dislodged. When he went to the campus doctor to have it removed what advice was he given?.
A? Don't worry son, its only the tip of the Iceberg.
A Welshman, Scotsman and Englishman were in a pub talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St David's day" said the Welshman."So we call him David".
"Really?" said the Scotsman. My son was born on St Andrews Day. We call him Andrew".
"Well, what a coincidence" said the Englishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with our son, Pancake".
Humour from Great People
Mark Twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is a Great Institution... But who wants to live in an institution
Oscar Wilde
The old believe everything, the middle-age suspect everything, the young know everything.
Spike Milligan
Is anything worn beneath the Kilt?... No it's all in perfect working order.
Mark Twain
I do not like to commit myself to Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
Dylan Thomas
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.
Noel Coward
I don't know what London is coming to, the higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Carl Sandberg
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
WC Fields
Ah the patter of little feet around the house. There is nothing like having a midgit for a butler.
Some random thoughts for the day.
There is no point' to a thorn if it is not sharp.
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
